Bike was jacked from the bike rack in front of Kwirkworld on Tuesday night.
Though I'd really like to disembowel whoever thought it was a bright idea to steal the only material possession that I give a damn about, I'd also really love to have my baby back!
This bike is irreplaceable, the frame was a gift and I built the bike up from there. It was my only mode of transportation. I'd love to offer a reward but I've been laid off of my job and got a ticket on this very bike last week that I need to start saving up for. If you have any information on who chopped my lock and stole the most precious thing I have, I'll totes bake you a pie...

The frame is unmarked and has no obvious name on it, it's just been 20 years since it was powder coated candy apple red
white Weinmann rims with white Vittoria Randos
Pake cranks
MKS GR9 platform pedals with white double strap soma cages
chopped and flipped drops with white track grips on a cinelli stem
and there are little pink accents on all of the frame's joints, it's a hello kitty fixie

If you know who nabbed this bike, they better not be riding in San Luis Obispo. I've alerted all of the craziest people I know and orders are to exact revenge on sight.
SO just let me know if you see her, I miss her so much! Responds to "Whiskers"